Anonymous asked: FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.
I want a platypus.
No you don’t they’re venomous.
If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain.
You do not want a platypus.
Nah, I still want it.
hello, australian here, platypus venom comes form their spurs. these are on the back of a leg and are mostly used for fighting with other platypuses when looking for a potential mate. they will use them to fight if you start it, but overall platypuses are just as adorable most of the time as they are in this gif. follow your dreams and get that fuckin platypus
My roommate knocked a mason jar over but we didn’t know how to dispose of the glass in our dorm so now it’s sitting on our dresser. I made a museum plaque for it.
V v good art.
10/10 would nod pretentiously at
In this piece, the artist (anonymous) indicates the frailty of the human race, redeemed only by the ever looming sense of chaos which propels man to amend his wrongdoings.
10/10 would pretentiously stare at through monocle
#Hannibal Lecter in the heat of the moment grabs Will
#Pulling him closer the audience feels the tension
#So tight you could cut it with a butter knife
#Hannibal whispers softly into Will’s ear
#omelette du fromage